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ravingrachel:

Sinn and Lily

ravingrachel:

Sinn and Lily

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hornyguitargirl:

openmatt:

would love to work at a toy store and see a sexy girl come in and by a big dildo like this :)

D A M N. G U R L. FUUUCCCKKK
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drinkyourc:

This one’s called the Victoria knot.

Music—Sohodolls - I’m Not Cool

Update—This video has gotten more notes in 4 hours than the previous one earned in 3 weeks.  One can only deduce that Tumblr prefers the Victoria knot to the Windsor.

Seventeen: You've said girls should embrace their curves. Why did you think it important to make that statement?
Jennifer Lawrence: When I was playing Mystique in X-Men, I remember thinking, If I'm going to be naked in paint in front of the entire world, I'm going to look like a woman. I'm going to have curves and have boobs and have a butt. Because girls are going to look at that, and if I look like a scarecrow, they are going to think, Oh, that's normal. It's not normal. I'm just so sick of these young girls with diets. I remember when I was 13 and it was cool to pretend to have an eating disorder because there were rumors that Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie were anorexic. I thought it was crazy. I went home and told my mom, "Nobody's eating bread--I just had to finish everyone's burgers". I think it's really important for girls to have people to look up to and feel good about themselves.
tightwhitepussy:

OH MY GOD

tightwhitepussy:

OH MY GOD

‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
tightwhitepussy:

housewifeswag:

gimme. 

Dayum. 

tightwhitepussy:

housewifeswag:

gimme. 

Dayum.